Monday, April 21, 2014

Dog Confrontation #3: Submitted by Anonymous



 Location: Dog park, Georgia
Time: 04/14/2014

Submitted by:  Anonymous reader of DogConfrontations.com  [!!! -- Todd]

Description:

Out with Unit 1 (undetermined mixed breed on the verge of looking adorably cute but on closer inspection just odd looking short blond). Units 2-7 (mixed group, poodle to collie mixed). Older woman with carrier bag, old frail man, 4 other young to middle age women  [No humans depicted in submitted diagram -- Todd]


Diaphragm 1: A Dog Park in Georgia


Unit 1 enters dog park. Immediately circled by Unit 2 (English hunting dog)closely circling Unit 1 as he follows owner (older woman with carrier bag) to a free bench. Units 3-7 proceed to also circle Unit 1 as he hides under bench. Unit 2 jumps on bench with older woman, sticks nose into carrier bag. Frail older man yells at Unit 2 "be polite"


It finally dawns on older woman on bench that she has managed to go to a dog park with a carrier bag of fresh rotisserie chicken. Confrontation ends with older woman feeding Unit 2 large hunks of boned chicken to lure him out of the park so that the frail older owner can very, very, very slowly and grumpily leave the park. Older woman, sans chicken but with greasy dog spit covered hands reenters enclosed dog park and is told by young and middle aged women that "most parks have signs telling you not to bring in food." Older woman with carrier bag and Unit 1 leave the park.

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